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‘Taste the Difference’ Spam #2 – Book Judgement

Jason — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 14:23:14 +0000

Just noticed this brilliant spam comment

“I am to a great extent impressed with the article I have just read. I wish the writer of http://www.thinktanktoybox.com can continue to provide so much practical information and unforgettable experience to http://www.thinktanktoybox.com readers. There is not much to tell except the following universal truth: Don’t judge a book by its cover, judge it by its color, its weight, its height, its width, its complextion, and all of its other features. I will be back.”

There’s so much I love about this, the ‘unforgettable experience’, the book judgement and the prediction of the return. Marvellous.

‘Taste the Difference’ Spam #1 – The Farting Cat

Jason — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 14:13:25 +0000

I often get spam comments on my blog posts and occasionally you get one that is just brilliant, any gooduns I get I’ll post on here with under the ‘Taste The Difference’ Spam brand. Here goes!

“What the… you will not belief this. This stupid cat simply farted on my knee!? I mean what is the matter with that!? I feed that thing and I end up with this in return. I still will not belief this. Anyway, you have quite a few useful information there in your post. I knew Google will bring me to a few fascinating stuff today :). Alright must hunt this pet now! Have a great time you all!”

This comes from the “user” using the handle, Bedroom Furniture.