Now I’ve been scouring the Devon local news for a while now (what?) and the term “Object of the month” has risen more than once. Now this sounds so vague I don’t even know how to come to terms with it…

http://bit.ly/12mReN

Just…what?

On the 31st of July 2009, the people of North Devon were stunned with this stunning news story

http://www.midweekherald.co.uk/midweekherald/news/story.aspx?brand=MDWOnline&category=news&tBrand=devon24&tCategory=newsmdw&itemid=DEED31%20Jul%202009%2013:49:14:713

I think you’ll agree it is stunning news. A Leopard?!?! (or leopard style animal) dead on the main road?!?! STOP EVERYTHING!!!

After rigorous investigation, they discovered the true nature of the dead Leopard.

http://www.midweekherald.co.uk/midweekherald/news/story.aspx?brand=MDWOnline&category=news&tBrand=devon24&tCategory=newsmdw&itemid=DEED31%20Jul%202009%2014:16:36:240

I could go on about just how daft this is. But I don’t know where to begin, so I’ll leave you to enjoy.