We’re back with the League of Lethargy round 2! As soon as I posted the blog for round 1, I knew what round 2 would be.
Lazy Meals
This is a goldmine of truly lazy twatty behaviour of which I am a firm believer. So the question was proffered:
“What is the laziest meal you have ever made? #leagueoflethargy“
I of course gave my best example
“Mine is a canned hot dog and spaghetti hoop sandwich. It was an awful awful thing.”
And the answers were a deluge, observe
the_incredulous: cuppa soup with cous-cous in. called chunk chicken soup. And pasta with butter and soy.
mergyeugnau: Soymilk drunk from the carton for your protein/hydration/CFS needs.
BearNoiz: Cheese… Id say pickled beetroot from the jar but that requires getting a fork & opening the jar
kirtle: Breadsticks and philadelphia.
wisecur: Laziest Meal : Beans on Toast…..Just un-toasted bread & open cold beans on it.
jendinary: cereals.
EthanRunt: I once made a burger that slouched next to me on the sofa, that’s a pretty lazy meal.
mikehjapan: ketchup in a bowl
euzie: I used to just pour milk into Variety packs of cereal and drink it all on the way into town
atlasbagshaw: Cheese toasties for every meal for four days. Didn’t have one again for 2 years after that.
Theoutdoortypes: Pasta with butter. Not as nice as it sounds
OneInchMan: Uncooked, dried spaghetti dipped in marmite.
euzie: Pasta and Ketchup
kezbat: does having crisps for breakfast count? Big night out, didn’t go home, only had 60p left…
cripesonfriday: Oh, I once microwaved noodles, and poured a hot cup a soup over them to make noodle soup.Not great, not at all great.
NickMB: It’s a toss-up between ‘handful of rice’ and ‘glass of water’.
Sifter: a Creme Egg
stueymac71: Dry cereal, really couldn’t be arsed to add the milk
cripesonfriday: I shook the toaster over a slice of bread once, didn’t even butter the bread.
This game never fails to disappoint :)
*Edit*
Because I’m rubbish I missed a comment from the lovely sylviegreen69 which is
“Get husband to phone order, pay at the door and bring you take out…”
This reminds me of the ideal way to order pizza. You need
- A Nintendo Wii with internet access
- A debit card
- A sofa next to an open ground floor window
Order the pizza from a reputable online pizza delivery service (I suggest papajohns.co.uk) using the Wiimote so you only need to move on arm. Then when the pizza arrives and they knock the door, make a noise of hunger out of the window and get them to pass it down to you. Don’t tip.
I have loads of these from my time at Uni, especially when getting home drunk – double chocolate muffin with hummus, Asda’s ‘Breakfast in can’ with scrambled egg on bread, and eating my way through a 50 pack box of instant ramen over the course of a year (they eventually went out of date).
The worst meal must’ve been that time in the 2nd year when Woodend Road cooked the entire contents of the freezer at the end of the year on several baking trays – a mountain of fish fingers, potato wedges, chips, chicken dippers and a shitload of tomato ketchup. Starch-tastic!
Legend :D