Archive for November, 2009

I used to be a Hero – Episode 2: I joined a band

Saturday, November 7th, 2009

You join this tale with me fully smitten with Guitar Hero III. It was June 2008. I had just moved into Gaz’s house which was considerably nicer than the dinge hole I had been previously staying in. I had convinced Gaz quite some time ago to buy GHIII and we were pretty much at the same level. We would play Guitar Hero quite a lot on 2 player mode, one of us being bass or rhythm and the other on lead and we quite enjoyed it. Things were good.

The sheer amount of time I had invested in GHIII meant I was quite bored of the track list I had played to death and back and then back to death again. GHIII was the latest version available so I had to look backward. Options were scarce back in them days and a mate at work had a copy of Guitar Hero II. I’d been interested to give it a whirl because one of the songs it contained was…

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Yes. Woman by Wolfmother. I luuuurve this song. So when I fired it up I was a bit disappointed. It was a bit rough around the edges and there were loads of songs I didn’t know. Now, I should have known from the lessons I learned from GHIII that I would probably grow to love these songs but I was young and foolish. So having played Woman I cast it aside.

The first two Guitar Hero games were made by Harmonix but after a presumably messy split with Activision the reins were handed to Neversoft. Neversoft are probably best known for their stirling work on the Tony Hawk games up until about Tony Hawks 3, after that it just got silly. Now Neversoft did a good job with GHIII but theres not a great deal you can do wrong (or so I thought), but I should have been alerted at the time to Harmonix moving onto other things.

Generally if there is a split between publisher and developer, it is the developer who have a modicum of integrity and come away not looking like a douche. The prime example of this is the break up between Eidos and Sports Interactive over the game Championship Manager. Sports Interactive signed with Sega and went onto make Football Manager and carry on being wildly successful. Whereas Eidos kept the name in a quite petty fashion and pursued to have a series of feeble games made under the Championship Manager name. It goes to show when you have a developer making a cast iron winner, you should give them whatever they want.

This brings me to subject of this chapter. Whilst Neversoft were busy rehashing the same idea for the third time for Activision, Harmonix were busy too. Now GHIII is a great game, but I’ve learned now that it’s exactly the same as 1 and 2 with more polish and different songs, it’s standard mainstream games development protocol. Harmonix were doing what all great developers do, Innovating. They were working on…

Cometh the saviour

Cometh the saviour

Ah yes, Rock Band. The next step in the music rhythm game. Taking the original Guitar Hero idea (which itself was taken from the Japanese arcade game Guitar Freaks by Konami, which I’ve played, awesome) and expanding it to include vocals and drums to the original facility to use guitar and bass. Such a simple idea, but so much potential.

Now when I first heard about this I was very interested but the reported price was quite a stumbling block. There were enormous rabbles on forums about it being hideously priced compared to the US retail price. So I gave it a wide berth thinking I couldn’t afford it. When the time came around for it’s release I had a bit of a cash and Gaz was very interested. When we found out our GHIII guitars would work on Rock Band it was on like Donkey Kong. We split the price and bought the game and a set of drums (which I had to lump from Poole to Southampton).

It was a revelation. It just felt right. We played with all the instruments for a while until we realised that Gaz’s place was on the drums and my place was on lead. Our band, Go Go Action Bronco, which we still have to this day, were touring the world, gaining fans and tearing up all kinds of awesome songs. Harmonix had seen Guitar Hero as a skeleton for something bigger, grander, richer and they completely realised it with Rock Band. We totally forgot about Guitar Hero III, it seemed like a prototype for what we had now. Everything was focused on the band, playing together and helping each other through.

Gaz baffled me with how quickly he took to the drums. I could never divorce the movement of my legs and arms which meant as soon as the rhythm deviated slightly I would be a mess. Whereas Gaz could plow through without missing a beat. I was not to be outdone and focused on the guitar. By now I was venturing into Expert country, we were both trying it on GHIII before we bought Rock Band and it was helped by the virtue that Rock Band was a bit easier.

We played it all the time and loved it to bits and again discovered so many great songs on Rock Band, for example:

And who can forget? (Choooooooooo! \m/)

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This chapter ends much like the first, with me happy with my lot. Gaz too. We loved Rock Band to bits, but once again new things were on the Horizon. Activision had been working away on it’s answer to Rock Band, a contender maybe? a successor? and Harmonix aren’t the kind of company to rest on their laurels, they had things in the works too. Exciting times were ahead…

Tune in next time for I used to be a Hero – Episode 3: Battle of the bands

p.s. Writing this has reminded me I haven’t played Rock Band for a while, Imma go play it now <3

How to fix your profile pic for Tweetie.

Friday, November 6th, 2009

For those of us who use Tweetie 2, god bless it, will have noticed a problem with peoples profile pics recently. Par example, my screen will occasionally look like this:

Nightmare!

Having looked into it, I noticed that twitter for whatever reason isn’t resizing newly uploaded profile pictures. You can see this as non square pics are appearing all squished and distorted.

I often change my profile picture and wanted to change it to the lovely Glottis here:

Glottis!

Glottis!

But as you can see he is too big and I only wanted his lovely big orange head. So I cropped and resized him using photoshop and low & behold he appeared properly in my tweetie feed.

Having done a little investigation I have discovered how to fix it. I shall run down the method in 2 ways, the people who can use photoshop method and the people who can’t use photoshop method.

I apologise for the very low level description for method 2 but I feel it’s worth baby stepping through it to avoid any ambiguity.

The People Who Can Use Photoshop Method

Here goes…

Crop your image to a square of at most 200×200 pixels

There we go. Now.

The People Who Can’t Use Photoshop Method

I’ve found a free online image editor which is perfect for what you need.

http://www.pixlr.com/editor/

Go here and it should ask for a file or a URL. So either upload the image from your computer (Open image from computer) or provide it with a link to the file on the internet (Open Image from URL).

You should then be faced with something resembling this

Theres Glottis!

There's Glottis!

From here press the C key to select the crop tool and draw a rough square around the section you wanna have. Having done that it should look like this:

Nicely Framed

Now from here, if you hold down the Shift key and drag the corner of the box it should readjust it to make sure its a proper square. Then double click and it should crop it appropriately. If all goes according to plan it should look like this.

Square Glottis!

Having done that, make sure the square you’ve made is less than 200 by 200 pixels. It says it at the bottom of the image there.

If it’s too big you can crop it more, or resize the image by clicking Image (at the top) and then clicking on Image Size. Be sure to keep it less than 200×200 pixels or it won’t show up in that thar Tweetie.

Finally, click File and then Save and then upload the created picture to twitter. Voila! you should now be more than a grey box in Tweetie. Good for you!

I used to be a Hero – Episode 1: Finding myself

Thursday, November 5th, 2009

I am one of those people who infuriate musicians. Now musicians, rightly or wrongly, are easily infuriated. Be it

  • People downloading their songs
  • People not knowing who they are when they’re in a queue
  • The man trying to tell them what to do
  • There being a blue M&M in the bowl of brown ones

I haven’t done anything like that (recently) but I am a big fan of music rhythm games with the silly plastic toys.

Now I’m under no illusion that playing the Guitar Hero is anything like playing an actual guitar, it’d be retarded to suggest otherwise. You don’t play a guitar with sheet music, which is effectively what these games are. It’s more like playing whack a mole – see a colour, hit the colour, win.

I do however get tired of people saying “oh if you spent that amount of time with an actual guitar…”. If wanted to learn the guitar I would do and may do. I like playing these games, they are instant gratification and you get to rock out to your favourite songs (especially if you’re playing with @heychinaski) and not spend 8 hours trying to play 3 blind mice badly. Now I know some people (Chris) will counter this but I’ve heard it a million times and so check any objections with the indifference leopard.

Guitar Hero III

I first experienced the Guitar Hero phenomenon about a year before actually trying it. Back in the arse end of the Sandcastle days, we had a copy of Guitar Hero on the PS2 but I never played it.

This was mainly because I assumed I’d be rubbish at it and didn’t wanna look like more of an idiot than I do at all times. The other guys in the house would play it loads and I’d sit on ass doing nothing…

Roll forward to December 2007. I was living in a grubby little house in a faceless little village. It was quite a crap chapter in my life, not bad, just dull. I was doing things like entrusting my luck for the week to a bottle cap that I found, so it’s safe to say I was quite staggeringly bored.

One advantage of living in a room the size of a Ford Fiesta is the rent was fuck all. Being a little more flush, I could afford the occasional foolish purchase (nb. I still make foolish purchases, only now I can’t really afford them, so that makes them better). I’d seen a few reviews of Guitar Hero III and they were all good, so I picked it up along with the plastic axe.

Initially I was rubbish, couldn’t finish a song on easy. It was at this stage I went to the tutorial mode and realised you could hold the coloured buttons down in between notes. I was off and away!

Steadily I got better and better. Made the jump from Easy to Medium and started to see why it was so popular. The harder you set it, the more stake you have in the song, so the more in control you feel. It’s all an illusion of course but one I was happy to lose myself in.

The jump from Medium to Hard was definitely the harshest. The elusive orange button, out of the range of my piddly fingers, mocking me. I avoided it for as long as I could before Medium really wasn’t a challenge any more. It took some work and some swearing but I eventually sussed it and I was a fully fledged avrage Guitar Heroer.

I was completely hooked by this stage, playing the same songs over and over. Nailing hammer ons, grabbing more star power and getting that elusive fifth star. I couldn’t stop until…

There it was staring at me like HAL. The RROD. No more rock for you Jason. I remember it like it was yesterday, in fact I blogged about it on majigger. I quote:

“There I was…feverishly hammering away on guitar hero 3. Playing Down N Dirty by the LA Slum Lords and then it happened…my xbox made a kinda twing noise and froze. I feared the worst, any self respecting gamer knows if an xbox 360 stops, you know whats coming next…

I reset it…the familiar swirl of the xbox logo appeared, but before I could breath a sigh of relief, it did it again. One more reset and there it was.

The red ring of death. In the words of Hudson, “GAME’S OVER MAN, GAMES OVER”. I let out a wail of despair, a wail which contained quite a lot of swearing, perhaps this was indicative of me entrusting my fate to a bottle cap.”

There I was…feverishly hammering away on guitar hero 3. Playing Down N Dirty by the LA Slum Lords and then it happened…my xbox made a kinda twing noise and froze. I feared the worst, any self respecting gamer knows if an xbox 360 stops, you know whats coming nex…
I reset it…the familiar swirl of the xbox logo appeared, but before I could breath a sigh of relief, it did it again. One more reset and there it was.
The red ring of death. In the words of Hudson, “GAME’S OVER MAN, GAMES OVER”. I let out a wail of despair, a wail which contained quite a lot of swearing, perhaps this was indicative of me entrusting my fate to a bottle cap.

Yeah. So I had to take a break.

When I finally got my 360 back I still played the balls off of GHIII and found about some fantastic songs because of it. The some examples would have be

I really enjoyed Guitar Hero III and still do. As you read onto further chapters you might question this. But this is one of those games which gave me so much, despite what I feel now, I can’t hate it. In the same way I still like Ash. Things were to change though, as they inevitably will.

I shall continue this saga in the next episode…I used to be a Hero – Episode 2: I joined a band.